Fix for USA, Iraq, North Korea

Okay, to fix the problem with North Korea they need money to feed their people. They spend too much now on their military, so they use the threat of nuclear weapon development to scare the US and Japan and the South Koreans into making monetary aid deals in return for North Korea saying it will stop development of weapons. Now it would be a lot better if the North Koreans had a commodity to sell, other than fear and the occasional part for nuclear bomb fabrication.
The USA is mired down in a war of two fronts in Iraq and Afghanistan and doesn’t have enough troops to do the job, and the US government is running out of its citizen’s patience for the war and the US government is also burning up tons of cash it doesn’t have keeping its hi-tech troops, and even more expensive civilian military-assistants in the battle zones.
North Korea has a huge military with no place to go, so if we hire them to police Iraq and Afghanistan there will be plenty of soldiers to do the job. It should also end Iranian aggression in Iraq as it would please the Iranian government because they already have wonderfully friendly trading relations with North Korea plus the US would be gone.
The US can pay the North Koreans a whole lot less than the couple of billion a week that is going out to the US troops and save the aid money the US would be simply sending the North Koreans as bribe payments. This will end many political problems in the US and elsewhere as well as greatly easing the cash flow problems for the US government. This would also take the US troops out of harms way, and give the South Koreans breathing room they haven’t had since the Korean Conflict ‘ended’. Even the Chinese would probably like to see the North Korean military spread out a bit more rather than bunched up on that little peninsula with no place to go. You know the Japanese would love it.
Who knows, maybe the North Korean citizens could stage a democratic coup while the troops are away. At least they would be better fed as long as we keep an eye on how the money is spent by the North Korean government. Maybe, if the US government is really slick we can get the South Koreans, Japanese, and the Chinese to help pay the North Korean’s bill for renting their military. As the North Koreans are not used to the same level of creature comforts as the US, they can be shipped off to the war zone in the empty oil tankers returning from South Korea for the Middle Eastern oil depots. That would also save some major cash. If it’s the right ships the US might even be able to round-up a free ride for them, saving even more money the US desperately needs for its mortgage credit crisis and its dropping dollar value. Ye Haw.

That is my ‘modest proposal’ for fixing these problems. Tomorrow, I’ll fix global warming as cheaply, easily, with as many good side-effects or maybe just how to fix a brand-name-deleted-out-of-fear-of-reprisal (email me for name) portable X-ray machine for one-quarter of what the company service would charge for labor and only 8 dollars parts(new not used or found) instead of several thousand. Let me know if you have a preference.

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leeSki